If Steven Moffat thinks he can get away with not telling us how Sherlock survived because John only cares about “why he did it” I’m going to go jump off a building and you will know exactly how and why I did it jfc
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”